I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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