We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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