Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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