I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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