what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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