just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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