I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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