Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
