R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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