Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
