i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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