He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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