so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
