This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
