You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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