did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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