That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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