just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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