3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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