Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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