that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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