You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
you will always have a special place in my vag
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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