Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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