Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
