He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
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