In the future we'll all be gay
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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