"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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