Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Use "feeling words"
Yay
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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