Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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