I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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