If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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