do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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