TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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