Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
