so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
my liver is dry heaving
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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