Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
