put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
This is my life. Enjoy the view
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
