Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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