i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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