Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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