thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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