I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
What a dumb baby whore.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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