btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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