i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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