I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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