You made me cry and you don't even care
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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