My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
this will be a night to untag.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just want nice things and good sex
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Randomize
