You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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