why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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