Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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