I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
