What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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