i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
either way he was missing a nipple.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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